Happy Birthday from The Office

On the third day of the sixth month in the year 1982, I was born.

Sex and the City-The movie: B+

After months of anticipation, I finally saw SATC:The Movie on Friday. I give the movie a B+. I liked it, it was entertaining but I guess I was a bit disappointed in how the story was told. I guess I was anticipating the movie to be more like the show and it wasn't. There wasn't as much drama as I would've hoped for and the story really focused on Carrie and Big vs. all of the other characters. So I give the movie a B+. I'm still a huge fan, and I will for surely pick up the DVD when it comes out, but overall I was a bit disappointed. There was a lot of hype and I didn't think the movie lived up to it's expectations. The fashion on the other hand, A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!! Can SJP be any freaking cuter?

How to eat like a hot chick continued

I'm just about done reading "How to eat like a Hot Chick," but I thought I would share with you my favorite quote which totally brings out the hilarity of this entire book.

"If you're totally obessed with those delicious frappucinos and absolutely must have one, it's ok, go for it. In fact, get a big one and top it off with lots of whipped cream and then pour on some vanilla and chocolate powder the the coffee places so kindly leave sitting out by the milk and stuff. Now, be very careful not to breathe in the powder as you sip because you will probably choke on it, and it's hard to look hot when you are choking, even for the hottest of us."

I'm pretty much convinced I should write the sequel to this book: "How to eat like a FAT chick." I think I would get a great response!

How to eat like a hot chick

Hot Chick Definition:

"A confident woman. She knows what she wants and gets it. She is aware of her flaws, but she doesn’t obsess over them and instead thinks that maybe (just maybe) they actually add to her unique beauty. She is passionate. She loves life. She is comfortable in her own skin and owns her sexuality, but uses it purely for good. She does not see other women as her enemy and competes only with herself to do her best at all times and to be her best at all times. She is forthright, honest, disarmingly herself and tries to be no one else. She is having fun and she is sexy and you just want to be around her to soak up some of those good vibes. She isn’t perfect, but she doesn’t care because she is hot."

From this point on, I will be trying my best to become what is called out in the defintion above by reading the following book...

Must.Eat.Chocolate

I just made out with a Special K bar like it was nobody's business! It was so deliciously evil that I felt no guilt for those 5 tasty minutes! Good God I am a bottomless pit today and nothing seems to satisfy me! Weird.. my skin is all broken out too?? And I'm kinda crabby and short with people?? Oh the joys of being a girl. Hmmm now I want some vinegar and salt chips. Hot Damn Jess! Give it a rest. Ok... I'm going for a walk now.

Happy Monday!